Then finally the invitable was to happen


"The five trolls using edsnews are Soapy (probably Edward Bernard, the
owner of "edsnews"), ±, knoxy, Steve Leyland, and "Nutcase".

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">> >> >>> >> >> >You fell off a turnip truck. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >>> >> >> You fell off a turnip trick and got vacuoecephalitis. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >>> >> >You fell into the clam.bed. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >>> >> You fell in Autospank Creek. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >>> >Her face fell into his fist. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >>> Her butt fell onto his foot. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >>Her groin fell into his knee. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> >Granma's photo fell upon his elbow. I'm right, aren't I?
>> >> Cousin Ernie's arches fell under the sofa.  I'm right, aren't I?
>> >Uncle Fester's fangs fell into her neck. I'm right, aren't I?
>> Aunt Hillaries artificial leg fell from the stairs. I'm right, aren't I?
>Sister Suzy's eyes fell onto his big knuckles. I'm right, aren't I?
Crazee Marees whig was flushed through the toilet. I'm right, aren't I?
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"For the greater glory of the Empire, the privately owned alt.bad.clams club shall be annexed in the name of Fluffy."