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Sometimes people with inferior intelligence should be treated as equals: this seems a basic rule of respect to everyone. But when some retard gets really arrogant, he becomes occasionally a source of eternal fun. Here B(l)ob explains "large money finance" (?) to somebody who has clearly a bigger grasp on economy than him: "You obviously didn't learn much about large money finance in school"
	Blob never made a secret of his getting aroused about eleven year old girls. That's why he doesn't have a problem with paedophilia. Well; our ancestors didn't, so why should we? "Most Americans today would be upset with the marriage of a 9yo girl, but ..."
Blob pretends Nazis had "Christian" emblems on their uniform, and "they were not jewish,  hahaha ! " Blob proves to be an expert historian.
	Nice easy job, high pay, short hours, no educational requirements. Men should be so lucky. Blob regrets that he isn't a male prostitute in: "On the whole prostitution is a far better job than many traditional men's jobs where over 95% of on the job injuries and deaths occur"
Blob thinks if some weirdo kills himself at a traffic stop, the cops have murdered someone:  "It's always an armed police state attack on a citizen."
	Blob finds it an injustice that hair is growing on his chin, and women don't have this problem : "In our military they shave men (but not women) to exercise control over the men and to dehumanize them so they learn that they are no longer individuals."
Blob tells us that the perpetrator is in fact the victim (some serial killers had the same excuse for their wrongdoings) - she had it coming - "Thus he was entitled to "defend himself" by beating his wife to death."
	Blob explains that it is a male's right to get it over and done with when he's horny, and is not interested in what the other party might think of it: "-- the man gets sexual pleasure, has no dysfunction at all, but the woman is less pleased. "
Prophet Blob explains how a woman has to be put to death when her sexual behaviour doesn't meet the family standards: "The law isn't discriminatory.  Its very much about honor and protecting the honor of one's family.  The real crime is bringing shame on one's family."
	"What is terrifying is that NORMAL men get made into criminals and  have their lives destroyed by jealous hags who hate men and can't  stand it that NORMAL men prefer the most fecund young women."
Blobby mistakes his desire for his dream : "When young women desire men it does not make the man into a criminal."
	"Lots of young men know that they're (sic) chance of heating up a date are improved by rubbing some of his urine on his chest"

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