"Now this is poetry. Sorry ggam777, I know you hate Hooters
girls, and beautiful babes. Maybe if you had something that looked
like a penis, you'd feel differently about that."
"Next time your down at Hooters, shoving what's left of
your welfare check into the g-string of some aging slut take a
moment or to brush up on your Sociology."
"I push my grandmother, in her wheelchair, up Mount Everest, then fuck about a dozen supermodels, then I give martial
arts lessons to Jackie Chan, then ... lunchtime!"